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Monday, July 20, 2009

HOBO HUSTLE!

BROKE "ASS" BETTY
The best way to fix a "broken butt" sit on it, smoke cigs and don't forget to smile!
It looks as if she has spruced up her hustle with a bit of ribbon....nice touch BETTY.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Can I Get @ Some Of Yer Biscuits

On a Saturday morning your likely to find a crew of us sitting down for late night shenanigans @ Drake's Diner 125 east 10th ...... Jimbo is a fan of the Drakes Mountain with a side of french toast. If you don't know about the mountain let me elaborate..... You start out with either 2 or 4 sliders, a heap of french fries, then you smother those fries in Don's own country style chili, then he throws a hand full of shredded cheeses on there and tops it off with fried egg. DAMN!  I on the other hand fancy a tall glass of chocolate milk and a plate of chicken n biscuits.  Just take a gander because that right there is food with soul and @ 230 am there's nothing worse for ya.

Double Parked?

 Save a little Gas, save a few quarters.... that's the name of their game! That is until some Johnson County Soccer Mom is turned around yelling at her special little drops of joy and runs you over in her Lexus luxury tank. Smart Car........?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

RAPPERS DELIGHT REMIX FOR DISCOBELLE.NET

NEW CLOSET GIMP REZIP

RAPPERS DELIGHT 133BPM RE-ZIPPED FOR THE CLUB BY PARLE AND PASSMAN

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TRACKLISTING----

YOU'RE A JERK - THE NEW BOYZ
MAKING MONEY - MIMS
MS. NEW BOOTY - BUBBA SPARXXX
THE NEXT EPISODE - LAZER SWORD RMX
WORK IT - LUNICE RMX
PENNIES - KILL THE NOISE RMX
CHING A LING - ATLANTIC CONNECTION BASS IT RMX
BACKYARD BETTY - TWO BOOTS RMX
CARS GO BOOM - LUNICE RMX
DON'T LOOSE YOUR HEAD - THE GROUCH RMX
IN MY HOUSE SHOES - GANGSTA RAP

THATS THAT. ENJOI@DJP/LOWLO

Friday, June 26, 2009

HOBO HUSTLE

King James..... Gs favorite HOBO....Let's see if his hustle brings him enough riches to buy G another $3 shot of RM.... if it happens you'll def. see it here.

HOBO HUSTLE

 Celly Cell insisted that this one wouldn't be around tomorrow and i had better get a shot of it today while the ink was fresh........

HOBO HUSTLE

Celly Cell tonight she's out in front of the masonic temple @ 1020..... new sign and she's claimin a date of 6 weeks lets follow along and see if the times are matchy matchy.....

LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT DENIS

HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MY FAVORITE DENIS OUTFITS..... ONE DAY I HAD TO KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE GOT HIS SIGNATURE STYLE FROM.....SO THAT DAY I WENT ALONG WITH THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND ON A SHOPPING SPREE DENIS STYLE @ (ST JOHNS ON 13TH AND KENTUCKY) AND WE SPENT $3.75

IN A WRESTLING SINGLET 
XMAS PIMPIN 70'S STYLE
IN A ONE PIECE WORK SUIT WITH THE CAT HAT + THOSE KICKS ARE GLEEMIN

THE WICKED DENIS OF THE WEST

STAREIN DOWN THE BARREL
STEVE HIT HIM UP WITH SOME FREE SCHWAG FROM THE GRANASTY -- SILVERSTIEN STYLE 

DENIS HOLDING IT DOWN ON THE ONES AND TWOS IN THE LOFT 

DENIS HOLDING HIS LADIES NIGHT FLYER 

HE ROCKED THIS FOR 5 DAYS STRAIGHT YIKES SPIDEY!
CAT IN THE HAT 

DENIS IN HIS DERBY HAT 
HERES THE HAT THAT GOES WITH THE CAT SUIT... NEVER ROCK THEM TOGETHER THOUGH THATS TO MATCHY MATCHY

OH SHE'S DRESSED FOR THE WEATHER FOLKS

ROCKIN THE VINTAGE CHIEFS SUIT JACKET... CHERYL LOOKS BUCKLED IN TIGHT!

THATS ONE BIG CHERYL TODDLER SHES NO BABY 
ANOTHER CHERYL BABY ANOTHER SWEET DOO

CHERYL GOT SOME PEARLS
A FULL CAT SUIT STAY TUNED FOR THE HAT.... IVE NEVER SEEN THE COMPLETE CAT SET THOUGH...WTDWT?
CHERYL REALLY LOOKS SERIOUS.... IS SHE SCOLDING HIM FINALLY?
DENIS AND HIS OLD GRILL
GOT A NEW MUG 44OZ YOWZA

GOT A NEW CHERYL BABY

HOBO HUSTLE


Probably 17 at best he's the first to say "NO PICTURES" I informed him he was in public and that it was a courtesy question....click. 

Thursday, June 25, 2009

AK SEASON 10

Here are a few of my faves from their new summer collection "the life"








HOBO HUSTLE


Funny thing is I saw a different "pregnant" woman holding this exact same hustle a few days ago on the exact same corner.  Not only does she share needles folks, she shares her signs.  Notice the cellular device to her ear, it was a legtimate in service phone and I caught her in mid convo. I've seen em with ipods cell phones even cars what's next a house...perhaps?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Ladies Night Tonight @ Fatso's

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Remember That JOOSE


Because I don't believe Jimbo does ..... After soccers greatest goals, a few slices of pizza pie from the hut and a tall glass of DP. Jimbos JOOSED its 750pm and he's out cold on Lowlo's futon.

WTF Nature or...?

Jimbo and I took a drive out of town to this abandoned golf course.  We're thinking about a Parte' ParLe' style and it was a great venue for an all night rager look forward to some info on that sooner than later. On our way home Jimbo swore that someone had shaped these vines to look like a boy with his hands behind his back hanging from this pole we flipped a bitch and went to investigate. Turns out nature did it all but I'm not sure what more creepy, the Vine Boy or the Mini Jimbo Vine Boy statue.

Daily Guidance

Doneski with my lap around downtown. I was happy with my collection of hobo marketing schemes and went to the other extreme for a bit of balance. In the am she's our favorite britches girl and a great motivational speacker/life coach.  I like starting my day out with a little direction from Miss-e.

HOBO HUSTLE


Jon Fucking Denver
Last year his sign read " stranded need money for bus fare to denver can you spare any change?"  Now he's here to stay and claiming Lawrence as his home and look at that he's found god....you can find him in the alley between the Antique Mall and Ernst hardware..... how lovely... welcome to the family!

HOBO HUSTLE


Walking North on Mass I crossed paths with this lovely couple. They were posted up out front of the Third Planet. Now lets recap.....Robi is on the South West corner, Mr.Mumbles is on the South East corner and the not so Super family is on the North East corner of 9th and Mass. Almost a full intersection. His shirt says it all, we think he traded his sleeves for crack though. She wants to know why i'm taking their picture he just loves the camera..... Super Man.

HOBO HUSTLE


Continuing across the street to US Bank I see Mr. Mumbles he's a (mentally) disabled Vet and nuttier than squirrel terds. He enjoys proving his veteran status by placing some sort of id card on the front of his hustle meet Mr. Mumbles